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mar-and-the-idea-graveyard:

lemonprick:

does anyone out here know the name of the danny phantom fic (ao3) where jack and maddie fenton deliberately cause the portal accident in order to observe danny’s half-ghost tendencies behind the scenes and it increasingly gets more fucked up where maddie enlists vlad to clone danny so she can dissect them without outright hurting danny.

because i remember getting to chapter 23 and there was a cliffhanger and i promptly closed the tab and now i don’t even remember the name of the fic or the author so i can’t find it again

I think it’s Planned by Imekitty

Planned - Chapter 1 - imekitty - Danny Phantom [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

I read it. I’m crying now U HappY?!

batty-birds:

the JL, about Robin (dick and/or jason): how can you let a child fight crime??

bruce, looking right at Captain Marvel, fully aware he’s actually a ten year old: it’s complicated

billy, knows Batman knows about him: *sweating profusely* y-yeah Batman why would you do that

bruce: *stares into the security camera like he’s on The Office, knowing babs is watching this whole thing happen and likely sending it to his kids*

(via wolfsbanesparks)

The demon that possesses my body is really funny! I’m dumb and stupid!… He’s also really mean

shinyshammie asked:

For the himbo Bruce Wayne request, does it also apply to Batman brand himbo behavior?? Because I have a fave au bouncing around my brain that heavily features said good natured stupidity

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

aegis-daydreamer:

nerfherdingteleporter:

jasontoddsguns:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

alithiasigma:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

drchai:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

shinyshammie:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

You know what I would absolutely love to hear it

Okay so consider Under the Red Hood

Except Bruce goes full himbo

There’s a new face running around Gotham.  This individual has taken on the moniker of the Red Hood which should be extraordinarily concerning considering it was one of Joker’s old aliases

Despite this, outside of terrorizing Gotham’s gangs and swinging a bat at the wasp nests that are Arkham Asylum and Black Mask’s criminal empire, this new Red Hood isn’t really causing trouble which is odd to say the least

So Bruce uses his detective brain to take some notes

Thus far he’s noticed that Red Hood is:
-a capable combatant (discovered through firsthand experience, ow)
-protective of his underlings (OW)
-protective of children (all children as evidenced when he saved Robin at one point, however begrudgingly)
-avoidant of vigilantes (missed this one due to frequency of combat, Robin’s newfound attachment to subject, see above point, has brought this to light)
-“would sell Joker to Satan for a single corn chip” (vehemently claimed to take Joker’s old name out of spite)
-adept at theft of kryptonite (discovered via bugging Black Mask’s office, quote: “WILL SOMEONE KILL HIM BEFORE HE RUINS ANYMORE OF MY DAMN BUSINESS” “Sir, he’s on the phone and claims to have taken your kryptonite shipment” “MOTHERFU-”)
-Spoiler and Robin’s favorite “rogue” (”we made a ranking chart” “it’s got sparkles!”)
-potentially younger than Nightwing (”HE CALLED ME OLD” “Master Dick, do please refrain from wailing about the inevitable march of time”)

All very interesting characteristics that can only lead Bruce to one conclusion

A himbo’s conclusion

Later at Justice League Headquarters:
Superman: Alright, that about sums up this meeting!  Any questions before dismissal?
Batman: Yes, actually
Superman: Oh, that’s rare.  Ask away!
Batman: How does one go about adopting a crime lord?
Justice League:
Justice League:
Wonder Woman: I leave you alone for a minute

As for Red Hood himself, he’s sprinting across rooftops with a gaggle of bats on his heels

Cannot believe this shit’s happening AGAIN

They even have the audacity to try to win him over with offerings of Alfred’s cooking

The struggle is real

Oh. OH. I absolutely

Love This

Everything about this is perfect.

@thisiswhereikeepdcthings this is amazing

Now I’m just imaging him going around to different justice league members trying to bribe them into adopting him before Batman can get the chance.

Like hey, Superman, uncle Supes, Clark, please I think I can make living on a farm work. I already have a great idea involving alpacas.

Wonder Woman come on I already learned how to use a sword.

Green Lantern, you know what will really annoy Batman? If you adopt his son. (He goes for it because you know what life is short and he want to see Batman have an emotional reaction)

Bruce has people for that he doesn’t need to know how it works

Okay but what if, due to poor timing, Jason manages to get adopted by like four people at the same time

In this au when Jason reveals he’s Jason, Bruce’s brain implodes because he successfully adopted the crime lord! Years ago! And it’s his son! Who he loves! And thought was dead! He preemptively won this entire battle before it even began, which he must say, is very classic Batman of him.

Best response from Bruce oh my goodness I love it

Bruce, with adoption papers in his pocket: You’re my son, hood. Whether you like it or not.

Jason, still under the impression Batman is a capable adult: Damn it… what gave it away?

Bruce, confused: (sweating) I uh… (starts detective-ing) (remembers hood is connected to the league of shadows) 💡

Bruce, having never seen hood’s face: You look like your mother.

Jason: my mother fucking killed me, try again

Bruce:

Jason: come on, you know this, you found my body.

Bruce, frantically trying to remember every body he ever found:

OBSESSED with this because it implies that there’s at least a week where Batman thought that the Red Hood, the guy who’s been messing with Black Mask and has been coming out on top, is not only young but young enough to be adopted. He’s really out here thinking “ah yes it is completely reasonable to assume that this crime lord is 17 at the oldest. Nothing is wrong with my logic.”

Batman wouldn’t let a silly thing like someone being of the age of majority stop him from adopting. So yeah, good chance he’s out there thinking this guy’s 17 or so, but when someone tries to tell him Red Hood has got to be at least twenty he just looks at the like

And?

Your point?

Originally posted by joeflyer69

viomomo:

viomomo:

Nu Carnival Olivine: Idol Fever

A closeup because I love him 💕

megamindsupremacy:

Justice League: we need someone to break into this Juvenile Prison for this mission, but none of our kid heroes can do it because we don’t want them to get a criminal record in their civilian identities! Is there anyone who could go undercover as a kid and get arrested so we can get the intel from the prison?

Billy, was actively running away from the cops when he was called into this meeting, already has a criminal record, DEFINITELY knows the layout of this juvie: uh hey guys did you know I have UH shapeshifting powers?

(via wolfsbanesparks)

escelia:

Danny is Clark’s nephew and is staying over for the weekend but “doesn’t know” about the whole superhero thing. Jon is under strict orders not to out their powers to cousin Danny while he’s over.

Jon accidentally tearing the door off the frame when he enters the room: 😨

Danny, just chilling on the ceiling: 😨

Danny: I won’t tell if you don’t.

Anonymous asked:

What if whenever he transforms Billy leaves an electrocuted body behind. And i don't mean it in the horror way, i mean it in the Billy has 12 of his own corpses hidden in an alley and has no idea what to do with them. He teaches the local stray cats to eat him and then realizes how fucked up that is. There are way too many John Does and true crime podcasts in his city.

megamindsupremacy:

You know what this reminds me of? The Danny Phantom corpse AU. But for Billy’s circumstances, I can totally imagine him like. The first ever time he transforms in the Wizard’s cave, it’s a Big Dramatic Moment, Billy turns from an underfed 10 year old into a superhero. And then he looks down and it’s his own fucking body, smoking on the ground. Can you imagine how traumatizing that would be? Poor fuck. It takes the wizard and Solomon combined 30 minutes to calm Billy down and explain that no, the Wizard did Not kill Billy, he’s fine, look, say the word again and you’ll be you again.

Also, Billy finally stops feeding his own body to the local feral cats (he is horrified at himself but what the hell is he supposed to do with them?) once he discovers pocket dimensions. Somewhere out there is a dimension where dead 10 year olds rain from the sky. Because all his transformations are usually super fast, half the time he doesn’t even have time to conjure a portal, he just shoves the body behind a dumpster and prays nobody gets to it before he came come back, or he doesn’t forget where he left his body Again. The true crime podcasts love him and they don’t even know who he is. The appearance of these random identical bodies coincide almost exactly with Captain marvel’s appearance. What does this Mean

Captain Marvel PlotBunny - AU - They Stay Split

Marvel and Billy were split into two separate entities but don’t find a way to reunite into one again for years!

1. Marvel absolutely cares about Billy. Yet, without a mortal frame of mind, he is drifting away from what is an appropriate norm for how he should act and behave. As he drifts, his obsession with Billy becomes less restricted.
2. Marvel fills a parental role for Billy in a non-authoritative way. He signs parental slips, attends the meetings, works at cash paying jobs to pay rent and keep Billy fed and clothed, etc.
3. Billy is still the one to call the shots between the two of them, ultimately. Though Marvel will give as good as he gets and push back when Billy tries to jeopardize his safety in any way.
4. The guilt Marvel feels about his deteriorating relationship with the Justice League isn’t about them, but Billy. Billy loved being apart of the League and put a lot of effort into maintaining his relationship with them pre-seperation. Marvel feels guilt that he can’t seem to be as charming and maintain these relationships for whenever he and Billy finally reunite.
5. Marvel struggles to continue to emulate a normal mortal man’s mindset without Billy being present…it shows.
6. Billy and Marvel, now as separate beings, stop looking for any outward relationships besides each other and develop unhealthy codependency.
7. Billy is still a reporter.
8. The Justice League become very CoNCERnEd.

Ultimately, I’m terrible and am in the mood to take pure bean Captain Marvel and BreAK him.

markus209 asked:

you know those posts where cap’s seen as a dad figure? what if one of the reasons why the other superheroes think that way is because when league members bring up there kids or need cap to cover for them when their kids need them cap is just super understanding, empathetic and gets oddly proud of them for being with there for their kids

the actual reason why he’s like that is because billy just really values those things as an orphan and is proud to work with such great people

cerealboxlore:

Whenever someone mentions or even breathes the implication of Cap being mistaken as a dad or seen as a father figure, I lose my marbles, because, oh cheese and crackers, I just can’t express enough how much I adore this headcanon! I’m doin’ a little happy dance :D

Billy Batson is someone who has always yearned and wished to be a part of a family again since his experience was cut short due to tragedy and made sour thanks to his uncle Ebeneezer being crusty dusty, so it’s easy to see him respecting those who appreciate the family they have. He had to grow up and mature far faster than any kid his age, and compared to most adults, Billy is actually more mature and responsible than they are, unfortunately. It’s reasonable to see that this would be reflected in Captain Marvel; someone who’s immature at times, but ultimately a good-natured person with a golden heart and good intentions, who others can depend on anytime and anywhere (much to the sacrifice of his personal life).

Billy has been in enough foster homes at a young age to know the difference between a good parent and a rotten one, so seeing members of the league prioritize their family members and kids would make him really happy. He’s the type to take on any shift or mission in the place of another member if they had something important to do with their family. What you said about him being very proud and empathetic towards parents in the league made me realize that Billy would have loved to have parents like them had his own not perished. In a way, he’s not just proud of them, but a little bit envious.

This also brings up another headcanon of mine, where Captain Marvel is the unofficial designated babysitter of the league when emergencies come up. Because despite not knowing who he is/his secret identity, people trust him enough to let him know theirs. Like, it all starts with the Captain in the watchtower break room drinking apple juice, and is suddenly bombarded with a group of children or sidekicks being thrown at him by the other heroes, saying that the Captain was in charge while they were away before teleporting away.

All these kids and teenagers that he suddenly has to help look after, and while Captain Marvel is calm on the outside, Billy Batson is freaking out on the inside. Some of those kids are older than he is, and there’s some hilarity to it. Shenanigans ensue in the Captain Marvel: Adventures in Babysitting day, but it all turns out okay in the end. As a kid, Billy would know how to talk to them and keep them busy with fun/educational stuff. Might even teach them a thing or two about good morals, manners, archeology, or ancient magic stuff.

I imagine some of those kids would want to be babysat by him again, and Billy would welcome it (with warning ahead of time). Captain Marvel is just someone people like being around with his good dad vibes. Some of them even ask if he has kids of his own, but are met with an empty room immediately as the man zooms off whenever people ask him questions about family.

Gosh I went rambling again, but I loved this ask!